ok so my cousins dad just got arrested for stealing at a store and drugs and is in jail now, anyways i decided to look up my real dad (never met him) bc some random person called me and i had a feeling to type in the number but couldnt find so i type up his name and his mug shot comes up. he just got arrested for stealing over 2,000 dollars worth of stuff. me and my cousin are just like wtf our family is soo screwed up and this aint even the half of what happens daily haha wow

unicornsandbondage:

“Some of these people you’re obsessed with are grown men and twice your age!”

jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have